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I Got the 8 Bar Blues
Red Rocket Roll
Wintertime
Talking Nakina Blues
Night Trains
Undercover Man


I Got the 8 Bar Blues

I looks here, I looks there,
I bin lookins everywhere.
Been wearing holes out in my shoes
I think I got the 8 bar blues.

I wandered down to London town.
Gots a Hard Rock Cafe goin down.
Buts not the hard rock I once knews.
I got the 8 bar blues.

But what's this Crazy Horse Saloon?
They's one in France, be there by noon!
An dancin girls talk "voulez vous"!
Mais Madame j’ai des 8 bar blues.

Now ever bin down Buff'lo way?
Dey's a Hooters there, all nites'n days.
M'eyes popped at the fluff'n flooze!
But I still got the 8 bar blues.

Ah hear'd a place in Hawaii
The Zanzabar in Wakiki,
But all ma cash ah did lose.
Man I got the 8 bar blues.

Now dis has got to be the place!
The Hog's Breath, in d'Sunshine State!
But's jus another bad excuse,
I got the 8 bar blues.
    Now off to Fresno, it's dere of course
Another called The Crazy Horse!
But jus some two step, two bit schmooze.
Hey I got the 8 bar blues.

I think I finally found the spot!
Callahan's Crosstime Saloon is Hot!
They serve all kinds, but's still confused.
I still got’s those 8 bar blues

We's gettin jes a li'l tired outs.
Dere's a Last Chance Saloon here abouts
Where sweet things in their 30's cruise.
But babe I got the 8 bar blues.

Those 8 bars ain't doin me good,
So gots me out some nails and wood,
And banged and sawed and there it stood
The bes dam bar in the neighborhood

Fer someone jus as smart as I,
It stared me right back in the eye
I saw at last what I's lookin for,
And I ain’t got the blues no more!
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Red Rocket Roll


I get up every morning
Just before the dawn.
Tumble down the stairs
And put the coffee on.
I’m off to ride the rocket
Got my ticket in my pocket
I ain’t got time to eat,
In a minute I’ll be gone.

(Chorus)

Hey Red Rocket
I love your rock ‘n roll
Hey Red Rocket
Your rhythm to my soul
Hey Red Rocket
You’re jacked into my socket
Ain’t nothin could be finer
So Red Rocket roll!
  
 Hey mr driver
won’t you make this rocket shake
Hey mr driver
hit the gas and hit the brake
Hey mr driver
I don’t care what it takes
We got these cuties and their booties
And it makes my body ache.

(Chorus)
Here’s a little secret.
You promise not to tell.
A little bit of Heaven
And a little bit of Hell.
Down below and up above
It’s my tunnel of love.
You want a sensation?
You can buy it at the station.

(Chorus)

To the station I’m a walkin
Hey man I hear ya honkin
Can’t hear myself a’thinkin
And it’s not easy breathin
With the stink that you’re makin
And I hate to be a whiner
But I wouldn’t change you places
For all the gas in Chiner

(Chorus)
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Wintertime

Wintertime
And it’s way below freezing.
Ice so thick
On the windowpane.
Plumbing’s broke,
The radiator is banging.
Six in the morning
Snow keeps coming down.

The kitchen sink
Full of last weeks dishes.
Ashtrays piled
With cigarette butts.
My ex is lying
On a beach in Bermuda
And my credit is falling
Like snowflakes to the ground.

Boiled up some tea
To warm up my fingers.
Fried up some eggs
To heat up the room.
It’s time for work
And the sun’s still sleeping
The devil is waiting
By the office door.
Stepped outside
And the wind was still blowin.
Shovel a path
To the garage door.
Car won’t start
The battery’s frozen
It’s time to start walkin
Down that icy road.

Went in a store
To wait for the streetcar.
Checked my numbers
From the lotto sign.
Couldn’t believe
What my eyeballs were saying.
So move over mamma
Bermuda here I come.

Wintertime
And it’s way below freezing.
Ice so thick
On the windowpane.
Plumbing’s broke,
The radiator is banging.
It’s six in the morning
Snow keeps coming down.
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Talking Nakina Blues

Early one morning in the drizzling rain
I pulled into town on the northbound train
Got on the platform and looked all around
Couldn’t believe it was Nakina town

I’m a city kid of seventeen,
This was the furthest north I’d ever been.
Flat and scrawny as far as the eye can see,
Not sure if this was the place for me.

Found the office, walked right in
Met my boss, Diamond Jim
Told me to go and rake the driveway
And hope I don’t get fired before payday.

And flies, my God, all sizes and shapes,
Surely they must be God’s mistakes.
Zillion blackflies you can hardly see
And monstrous deerflies chew chunks of me!

    
The weather’s lousy like the work
It rained so much I went berserk.
The cold wind always chilled my spine
I thought I was nearing my dying time.


On my day off I went to town
And met the only white girl around.
It wasn’t long before the locals got wind
And sent me back to camp again.

I paid my dues, I towed the line.
I counted up what was left of mine,
I hear the train way down the track
I bought my ticket, I’m goin back.

With a fond goodbye, I say farewell
To the town that treated me like Hell.
And to ‘ol Jim a special goodbye,
May you live in pain and never die.
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Night Trains

Night trains are for long distance people
Sitting in the corners of their seat
Going somewhere and no one there to meet.
Reading magazines, looking out the window
Only to see a darkness all around.


Night trains are for long distance people
And I know that I'm a night train people too
Gazing at the dust upon my shoe
Rollin down the track
Thinking a while back
About the times good and bad
That I once knew.
Night trains are for longtime, lonesome people
Living in the memory of sometime past
Giving what they got that could not last
Of friends near forgotten
Of love slowly rotten
Maybe just a soulsearch of the past.


Night trains are for long distance people
And I know that I'm a night train people too
Gazing at the dust upon my shoe
travelling through the night
waiting for the light
of some new day to change my tune.
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Undercover Man

Under the cover
Under the sheet
Three girls beside me
Now ain't that sweet!

I'm an undercover man
I'm an undercover man
It's a new occupation
But what a sensation
I'm an undercover man

Early to bed
Late to rise
All day long
I got bedroom eyes!
I'm an undercover man
I'm an undercover man
It's a new occupation
But what a sensation
I'm an undercover man

So if you're sad
Love's hard to find
You got my number
Call me anytime!

I'm an undercover man
I'm an undercover man
It's a new occupation
But what a sensation
I'm an undercover man
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